Fear of a Limp Planet
Fear of a Limp Planet
DISCLAIMER: Alternative Cinema has acquired the rights to “Fear of a Limp Planet.” Watch for it, coming soon to DVD, VOD, and Blu-Ray.
Status Quo, go F#%%k yourself!…It’s “Fear of a Limp Planet.” We’re talking John Waters meets Ed Wood meets Rock and Roll/Comedy/Horror/Sexploitation/Lesbian Vampire/70’s Retro-a-Go-Go/Beat your head into the wall madness.
“Fear of a Limp Planet” is the latest saga in the life of Billy the Vampire (from Chink Madness) and his group of fetish Porno actors and actresses known as the Vampire Fetishist Coalition (V.F.C.). Billy the Vampire has moved to Planktonville, California and started a Porn company specializing in Panty-Sniffing-Porno-Snuff films. His films lead the market in sales and he is a local hero. However, an extreme Right-Wing and Reactionary group of Femi-Nazis known as the Republicans Against Pornography and Women Against Fetishism (R.A.P.W.A.F.), fearlessly lead by political figurehead Monika A. Sexual, want to see Billy the Vampire’s Porno ring stomped out of town, with a ban on all pornography in Planktonville.
When Monika A. Sexual hears from her friend Dr. Luna Tick of an anti-erection serum intended to control the rabbit population in New Guinea, she uses it for her own plots against Billy, the V.F.C., and pornography in Planktonville.
When Monika A. Sexual hears from her friend Dr. Luna Tick of an anti-erection serum intended to control the rabbit population in New Guinea, she uses it for her own plots against Billy, the V.F.C., and pornography in Planktonville.Monika steals the serum, sneaks into Billy the Vampire’s lair, and injects the porn stars with the evil serum. She then injects herself in an attempt to sterilize herself from carnal desires. Little does she realize that the serum has the opposite effect on women, giving them a VORACIOUS SEXUAL APPETITE FOR EACH OTHER!
Will Billy the Vampire be able to find the antidote? Will Monika A. Sexual learn her lesson? Will Planktonville and the future of Panty-Sniffing porn/smut films be saved? Will Billy the Vampire’s legendary band “Guilty Cock” ever get to play? Will Rock and Roll finally save the day? And what about the orgy? Watch this movie and find out!
Our feature film “Caress of a Vampire: Fear of a Limp Planet” has no slated release date but has been purchased by Alternative Cinema with the intent to release soon. We are very excited about the release and it will contain never before seen behind the scenes footage and director’s commentary with Co-directors Eric S. Eichelberger and William Hellfire (Duck: The Carbine High Massacre) of Factory 2000 and Electric Daisy Pushers fame.